What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 07:03
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Yes sir it is.
Do you like to wear a see-through skirt?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Why would my ex block me after I blocked him?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
What are my 10 favorite rock record album opening tracks?
HELLO
Sure no problem officer.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Have you ever regretted not hitting on a older women?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
{RING} {RING}
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
After a few moments he returns.